Aaaaand we go on with poor John’s problems.
I would have faked being a warlock just to keep that ridiculous robe.
(Updated today because I could! You know, we do what we must…)
Despite its name, Klondon is not located in Klondike… or is it?
Now, the question is: how many years does it take to train someone to tell the difference between a panzering and a mace soldier?
Akhenaton! I would call him the weirdest pharaoh, but it turns out the weirdness standard for pharaohs is pretty high.
A demonic practitioner by any other name…
I wonder where this is going. I also wonder where dragon lady and her daughters went.
Apart from King’s Court, that is.
Why is this page 0, you ask, and not page 1? Well, because I messed the numbering up and I’m too lazy to fix it, that’s why.
Anyways, welcome to A Tale Yet Unclaimed! This is the start of the introduction, which is even more unclaimed than the rest. Hope you enjoy it!