Here it is, Nightly Affairs of State! I don’t know about states or affairs, but at least it’s night, so we’re already getting 33% of what was promised.
I was going to make a joke about how everybody in this story is called John, but it’d be weird if immediatly after that I told you that this new guy’s name is Theodore Farnham. Meet Ted Farnham everyone, the guy who ruins my jokes before I can even get to make them!
Thank you for your patience last week – we’re back on track! Back on track talking around the «secret» and shoving fake ninjas into everything, of course.