You mean, you’re not following Standard Rules of Experimenting on People? Next thing you’ll tell us is that your experiments aren’t «99% deathly with a 1% chance of superhuman at the end», or something like that.
Actual work! Very few of us want to do actual work, I fear. Except for Art, apparently. Shooting people to the Kalapagos doesn’t sound like an easy task! By the way, did you already see this cute witch?