A Tale Yet Unclaimed : Page 47

Oh-oh, that doesn’t look too good. Perhaps you should go have a doctor check that monocle?

(Aaaaand I hope you all like purple, because we’re in for a lot of it.)

Comments

Where can I get a good monocle ?

I hear Ye Olde Monocle Store in west Klondon is really good

You can also try to get infected by reality, but I’m not sure I’d recommend that…

Clearly you mean Ye Olde Monocle SHOPPE.

(the extra p and e are worthe the price)

Oh, right! No wonder you couldn’t find it. Ye Olde Monocle Store actually only sells lettuce.

LETTUCE !

My ancient nemesis !!

(cat is on the floor, twitching)

Oh, no! What have I done? Call the Tuna Rescue Team, quick!!